My itchy bum.

[mozr]

mine itches between my starfish and knacker sack

I believe that is anatomically referred to as 'the tinter' or 'stink bridge'.

 

[jamesyboyjim]

i get an itchy arse when farmer giles comes to town.

i find good relief is to bend over in the shower, spread your cheeks (stay with me people) and let the shower spray right up your arse, its soothing and gives it a good ol' clean lol

 

[Munkey]

Wash your arse when youve been the toilet.. will help loads..

Agreed, when I finally get my Japanese toilet I'll have blow dry as well :banana:

 

[v14]

I believe that is anatomically referred to as 'the tinter' or 'stink bridge'.

You are indeed the arse master..

 

[bro]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] It is worth asking yourself whether you are deriving a perverse, almost erotic, pain/pleasure from scratching the itchy area, which is keeping the irritation going. roud:[/FONT]

 

[witchy]

I believe that is anatomically referred to as 'the tinter' or 'stink bridge'.

I thought the Badge referred to the starfish? :err:

Arses can be so complicated.

 

[mozr]

Bridge not badge, you pissed up idiot!

 

[witchy]

Arse science is so complicated.

 

[Messa]

Arse science is so complicated.

I aint no doctor pal but you have got worms for sure.

They come out your arse at night to lay eggs and it makes you itch, so you will scratch them and spread them.

Go to the doctors for a depth charge tablet.



http://www.nhsdirect.wales.nhs.uk/encyclopaedia/t/article/threadworms/?print=1

 

[Utopie]

Anyone taking bets?

Fiver on shit diet and not enough fiber...

Can anyone give me odds on wife buying new fabric conditioner on promotion?

 

[mozr]

You are indeed the arse master..

You've seen my hat?

 

[ekwat]

They come out your arse at night

When I had them........erm I mean how can they tell when night is? It's pretty dark up my poop hole all of the time ( save for a brief moment when I let loose on the bog ).

I had the misfortune of discovering a grape on my ring a few weeks ago ( piles for the uneducated, lol ) Anusol sorted it initially then germoloids. I'm relieved to say that the itching is gone as is the grape. Until the next time gadget...... oh, and yes I went to the docs and a very attractive female doctor took a good look and had a prod of my hoop.

Found some disturbing images on google with filter off, such as before and after straining. yum yum

 

[witchy]

I aint no doctor pal but you have got worms for sure.

No I haven't!

**** off you cheeky bastard.

 

[Lanstrom]

oh, and yes I went to the docs and a very attractive female doctor took a good look and had a prod of my hoop.

I normally have to pay for that priveledge

 

[Messa]

No I haven't!

**** off you cheeky bastard.

lol well it must be a friction burn then.

:BUMMER:

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Anyone else thankful that technology hasn't advanced as far as "Scratch `n` Sniff" websites?

 

[sargie]

Doubtful. Sounds like a classic case of pruritus ani.

Actualy thread worms travel down to the rectum at night to lay their eggs you then scratch your ass and then put your hands to your mouth thus transfering the eggs. With the op saying it is only in the evening i wouldnt be suprised either.

 

[MikeS]

he prob aint wiped his ass properly then didnt shower for a few days

nice hot shower head up the ass should help

 

[beniwan]

This is what you need m8....one tablet and another 14 days later and the itch will be gone!

Ovex Tablets Family pack (4) - ExpressChemist.co.uk - Buy Online

 

[Seedy_r0m]

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