Well I must say I am surprised at this news but if true then Basil if I am indeed your old man then may I be the first to say welcome to the family
Now since I do bare form for introducing the female population of Stockport to my very own old man then may I offer a verse or two of my own
Oh ...... My old man made Basil
He wears a bowler hat
And when we met his mother we said we fancy that
We didn't wear protection, She said she's on the pill
But since I'm Basil's old man ill include him in the will
There isn't much to offer for sure I am no shiek
But the posters of United are yours Basil to keep.
Oh......My old man made Basil
Who doffs a sky blue cap
I have to give him credit
For years they have been crap
Now they have the billions and a league title at last
Well be back to take it from you though
Just like in the past
Sang to the tune of "my old man's a dustman"
I am certainly no poet pmsl
Gasman