Liverpool Thread

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After Liverpool beat Manchester United 7-0 in yesterday’s premier league fixture, woke Premier League officials have criticised the Merseyside club for bullying their Manchester counterparts.

With the Premier League keen to retain its family-friendly reputation with viewers around the world, they have been quick to speak out about what they see as a clear case of bullying.


Premier League official Simon Williams told us, “One of the things you learn as a child is not to be a bully. It doesn’t matter if you’re bigger, stronger and more physically capable than the kids around you, you don’t bully them.

“Liverpool appear to have completely forgotten this important life lesson. Poor Manchester United. Liverpool could easily have got to 3-0 and then taken their foot off the pedal; maybe even let Manchester United have a little goal of their own, but no – they pressed home their physical advantage until the other side was almost in tears.


“These are not the values we embrace in the Premier League, we are an inclusive organisation and we value all of our members, even the weak ones from Manchester.

“We will be having words with the Anfield hierarchy, and we expect them to write a ‘sorry we hammered you’ card to Manchester United with a promise not to do it again.”

Woke Premier League officials accuse ‘cruel’ Liverpool of bullying Manchester United
So Man United have been awarded the 7-0 win instead then Joe. Due to foul play.🤣🤣🤣
 
will still grab a top four for Champions league spot

but Man U can probably help them by winning Europa cup
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Spurs will do as they always do glorious failure

Newcastle crashing
 
Liverpool midfielder Alexis Mac Allister's red card in Saturday's 3-1 Premier League win over Bournemouth has been overturned following a successful appeal.
 
DARREN ENGLAND has been AXED from his upcoming VAR duties following his howler in Tottenham's controversial win over Liverpool.

The 37-year-old ref incorrectly ruled out a perfectly fine goal from Reds hitman Luis Diaz in the first half of the match, which the Merseysiders lost 2-1.
Colombia international Diaz thought he'd put the visitors in the lead in the 34th minute with a nifty finish just inside the 18-yard box.
But on-the-field ref Simon Hooper and VAR official England bizarrely ruled out the goal - despite replays clearly showing Diaz was onside.
And Prem chiefs have come down hard on VAR man for the day England, removing him from his duties for his next proposed outing.
England was due to be the video official for this afternoon's match between Nottingham Forest and Brentford.
But last night's calamitous call has resulted in him being removed from his post.

A statement read: "PGMOL can confirm the following match official appointment changes for the remaining fixtures in match round 7 in the Premier League.

"Darren England, VAR on the Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool fixture, and Dan Cook, AVAR on the same game, have been replaced for the Nottingham Forest v Brentford and Fulham v Chelsea matches today and tomorrow night respectively.

"Craig Pawson will now assume England’s duties as fourth official at the City Ground while Eddie Smart will take over from Cook as assistant referee at Craven Cottage."

"The goal by Luis Diaz was disallowed for offside by the on-field team of match officials.

"This was a clear and obvious factual error and should have resulted in the goal being awarded through VAR intervention.

"However the VAR failed to intervene.

"PGMOL will conduct a full review into the circumstances which led to the error.
 
Yes mate kinda glad we didn't go top yesterday as it seems who ever is on top at Christmas effs it up (weren't Arse 5 points clear last season or something). I think we're in for a good chance this season but obviously its not over yet. Merry Christmas all!
 
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