Guess what I saw today in Morrisons..?

[witchy]

Strolling through Morrisons I saw something sitting on the green grapes, guess what it was...

 

[dont do it it"ll hurt]

your wife ??

 

[ice2004]

Osama Bin Raider? A midget Ninja? A young child with diarrhoea?

 

[shaun127]

a price ticket or a clever solicitor looking a 300K

 

[hamba]

A little green frog

A guy with piles

A ...

I give up - what?

 

[ice2004]

a frog was the first thing that came to my mind too, well after the other things i posted.

so its a something, i think a wee green alien picking his nose and flicking it into the strawberries?

 

[karym6]

was it shergar?

 

[Napster]

a price ticket and they had gone up again

 

[hawkish]

Lord Lucans cock?

 

[hamba]

One of the grapeful dead?

 

[manutd4life]

a red grape?

 

[bro]

someone with strange piles

 

[ice2004]

Marvin Gaye signing Heard it through the grapevine?

 

[jaffa]

John the hun looking for his bank card

 

[karym6]

the alleged freeze in council tax charges?

 

[ice2004]

a gooseberry trying to hide?

 

[Paul-K]

One of the grapeful dead?

That was really bad lmao

 

[aftermath]

Grape Britain ?

 

[sargie]

i know what it is i heard it on the grape vine!

 

[witchy]

pmsl.

I saw.........

.....a pair of ladies knickers that had been shit!

No joke, someone somehow had managed to put a pair of shit pants ontop of loose grapes :FRIGHT: uke: