Zookeeper and the Hungarian

[3oogie]

Theres this Zookeeper and a Hungarian.(and before i get flamed i am one so pipe down!lol)
Keeper says to the Hungarian...
"listen,would you ,um, make love to our gorilla for £500?.he's oh so lonely"
"sure thing",says the Hun,
"but on 3 conditiions:
1)nobody can ever find out
2)no kissing on the mouth
3) and can you give me a couple of weeks to raise the cash?!"


:Cheers:

 

[manutd4life]

Theres this Zookeeper and a Hungarian.(and before i get flamed i am one so pipe down!lol)

just to clear the air, your a zoo keeper or an hungarian? lol

 

[MH]

Zookeeper I think

 

[3oogie]

Zookeeper I think

LOL.cant i be both?
my mums hungarian and said so incase i offended(this world eh.....lol)
i originally heard this as the zookeeper and the irishman but i read the warning and didnt want to get a ban.