St Peter is standing at the Pearly Gates one day, when up walks a group of 40 scousers. St Peter tells them that there is'nt enough room for all of them and goes off to ask God which one to let in.
"Pick the 10 most righteous. They shall enter heaven!" says God
Ten minutes later Peter comes back to God.
"They've gone!" He exclaims
"What all 40 of them?" asks God
"Not the Scousers" says Peter,
"The gates!"
Hope you like it David
"Pick the 10 most righteous. They shall enter heaven!" says God
Ten minutes later Peter comes back to God.
"They've gone!" He exclaims
"What all 40 of them?" asks God
"Not the Scousers" says Peter,
"The gates!"
Hope you like it David
