Why ARE Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell
you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you are
talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A 5-day vacation requires
only one suitcase . You can open all of your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have
to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter what or how your legs look. You can
"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are
happier.
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell
you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more
pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental $100.
People never stare at your chest when you are
talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected. New shoes don't cut,
blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A 5-day vacation requires
only one suitcase . You can open all of your own
jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have
to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair
of shoes, one color for all seasons. You can wear
shorts no matter what or how your legs look. You can
"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are
happier.
