You are
Gabriel Batistuta
:Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry: :Cry: (a picture of me)
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Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.
:Chainsaw: