Paddy walks in to a pharmacy and says
"where are the Tampax?"
The assistant replies "over there mate"
Paddy returns with cotton wool balls and toilet paper
"Thought you wanted Tampax" said the assistant
"Yeah, well last week...I asked the wife
to buy me a 20 pack of fags, but she came back with a pouch of tobacco!
So we will see how she likes rolling her fekkin own
"where are the Tampax?"
The assistant replies "over there mate"
Paddy returns with cotton wool balls and toilet paper
"Thought you wanted Tampax" said the assistant
"Yeah, well last week...I asked the wife
to buy me a 20 pack of fags, but she came back with a pouch of tobacco!
So we will see how she likes rolling her fekkin own
