One Wish

[jawbreaker]

> >Subject: One Wish
> >
> >
> >A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled
> >upon a Genie's lamp.
> >She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared.
> >
> >The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
> >The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant
> >downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global
> >competition, I
> >can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?"
> >
> >The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
> >East.
> >See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
> >with each other."
> >
> >The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These
> >countries have been at war for thousands of years.
> >I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make
> >another
> >wish."
> >
> >The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've
> >never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's
> >considerate and
> >fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed
> >and gets
> >along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
> >faithful.
> >That's what I wish for... a good mate."
> >
> >The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that ****in'
> >map!"