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scoot
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.
His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied.
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.
" The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb,
laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Theres quite a few Burglars in here , watch out all you newbies ,
Txxd Burglars LMFAO
Scoot
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"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.
His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offence committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied.
"Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.
" The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb,
laid it on the bench, and walked out.
Theres quite a few Burglars in here , watch out all you newbies ,
Txxd Burglars LMFAO
Scoot
:T :Jester:
