jawbreaker
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> >> > Never try to outsmart a woman!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
> >>his
> >> > money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >> >
> >> > Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want
> >>you to
> >> >take
> >> > all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> >> >money to
> >> > the afterlife with me."
> >> >
> >> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
> >>when
> >> >he
> >> > died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> >> >
> >> > Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
> >> >sitting
> >> > there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
> >>they
> >> >finished
> >> > the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the
> >> >casket,
> >> > the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
> >>came
> >> >over
> >> > with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
> >>locked
> >> >the
> >> > casket down, and they rolled it away.
> >> >
> >> > So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
> >>all
> >> >that
> >> > money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied
> >>"Listen,
> >> >'I'm a
> >> > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
> >> >going to
> >> > put that money in that casket with him."
> >> >
> >> > You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him
> >>!!!?"
> >> >
> >> > I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
> >>my
> >> >account
> >> > and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
> >>his
> >> > money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
> >> >
> >> > Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want
> >>you to
> >> >take
> >> > all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my
> >> >money to
> >> > the afterlife with me."
> >> >
> >> > And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that
> >>when
> >> >he
> >> > died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
> >> >
> >> > Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
> >> >sitting
> >> > there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
> >>they
> >> >finished
> >> > the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the
> >> >casket,
> >> > the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she
> >>came
> >> >over
> >> > with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers
> >>locked
> >> >the
> >> > casket down, and they rolled it away.
> >> >
> >> > So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put
> >>all
> >> >that
> >> > money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied
> >>"Listen,
> >> >'I'm a
> >> > Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was
> >> >going to
> >> > put that money in that casket with him."
> >> >
> >> > You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him
> >>!!!?"
> >> >
> >> > I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
> >>my
> >> >account
> >> > and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
