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* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal*is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)*
**In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
**In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)**
**In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
**In Maryland ( which used to be a southern colony - this may ring a painful bell...), it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in*places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?)
* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
* If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a* pig.)
* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) !*
** Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)*
* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people likethat.)*
* Starfish don't have brains. (I know people like that too.)
* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)*
**In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
**In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)**
**In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
**In Maryland ( which used to be a southern colony - this may ring a painful bell...), it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in*places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what?)
* If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
* If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it)
* A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a* pig.)
* Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing) !*
** Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
* The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)*
* The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the govt. pay for this research??)
* Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
* Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)
* An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people likethat.)*
* Starfish don't have brains. (I know people like that too.)
