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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, then ....." he sighed,
"let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
and help me...
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
Let's have a cup of coffee, then ....." he sighed,
"let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."
