Irish Joke

[jawbreaker]

>>> >
>>>An Irishman goes to the doctor with bottom problems ....
>>>
>>>" Doctor it's me ahrse I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot"
>>>
>>>So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look ......"
>>>Incredible " he says " there is a £20 note lodged up here " .....
>>>Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom and then a £10
>>>note appears.
>>>
>>>" This is amazing! " exclaims the Doctor " What do you want me to do? "
>>>
>>>" Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man! " shrieks the patient
>>>
>>>The Doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears then another
>>>and another and another etc ......
>>>
>>>Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
>>>
>>>" Ah dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's much batter, how motch is dare den? "
>>>
>>>The Doctor counts the pile of cash " £1,990 exactly "
>>>
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>>>
>>>Wait for it .................
>>>
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>>>
>>>Still waiting ......
>>>
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>>>
>>>
>>>" Jeez, dat'd be roit. I knew I wasn't feeling two grand "

 

[nara]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gibbo01]

lol

That was nearly as bad as my bacon tree joke :Clap: