Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They
step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three
nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against
the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on
how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and
pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look"
says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the
second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second
bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls
once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives
several more tugs, then yells "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion
too!"
step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and
heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three
nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against
the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on
how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and
pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look"
says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the
second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second
bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls
once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives
several more tugs, then yells "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion
too!"
