coronation street talk

[mike_07]

talk about anything to do with coronation street here..

 

[stevedw]

Have you heard what they've said about the characters on uncyclopedia lol.

Current Characters

• Ken Barlow - Been it in the longest, Deirdre's ventriloquist dummy
• Emily Bishop - Bible bashing old fart who once got hit with a crowbar (haha)
• Rita Sullivan - Red headed shop worker by day, exotic dancer at night
• Betty Williams - Makes hot pot.. does nowt else
• Deirdre Barlow - Moany four-eyed bitch with a neck like a turkey
• Amy Barlow - Never talks.. seriously
• Gail Platt - A ferret/lampshade halfbreed
• Audrey Roberts - Gail's mother, but not as ugly
• David Platt - Sneaky little bastard, makes Gail's life hell
• Sarah-Louise Platt - Got knocked up when she was 13
• Bethany Platt - Can't act and looks at the camera
• Blanche Hunt - Nasty evil old witch, Deirdre's mother, likes putting people down, no wonder Deirdre's always been such a miserable c*nt
• Vera Duckworth - Likes the bingo
• Jack Duckworth - Vera's doormat
• Kevin Webster - Likes oil... in the bedroom.
• Sally Webster - Thinks her shit don't stink
• Rosie Webster - Bit of an emo
• Sophie Webster - Gonna be a whore someday
• Liz MacDonald - Strangely MILF landlady
• Steve MacDonald - Liz's Son, not so smart
• Norris Cole - Emilys bitch
• Roy Cropper - Wears cardigans, runs a greasy-spoon, fugly
• Hayley Cropper - Tranny with a son.
• Ashley Peacock - Balls haven't dropped yet
• Claire Peacock - Irritating bitch, tried to kill her baby
• Janice Battersby - Factory working munchkin
• Leanne Battersby - Scheming bitch, part time prostitute
• Cilla Battersby-Brown - Horny gobby ginger
• Chesney Battersby-Brown - Cilla's ginger child, loves his dog a bit too much
• Tyrone Dobbs - Fat mechanic
• Dev Alahan - Slimy corner shop owner
• Eileen Grimshaw - Likes dirty cab phone calls
• Jason Grimshaw - Arrogant twat
• Maria Sutherland - Nice ass
• Kirk Sutherland - Likes dogs
• Fiz Brown - Ginger afro chick
• Sean Tully - The only gay in the village
• Jamie Baldwin - Shagged his stepmother
• Kelly Crabtree - Gollywog
• Violet Wilson - Phwoar, nearly makes it worth watching
• Yana Lumb - Cilla's mate, looks like a hooker
• Joanne Jackson - Illegal immigrant
• Molly Compton - OMG pass the margarine you sexy bitch!
• Amber Kalarai - Dev's daughter, fucking hate her
• Vernon Tomlin - Liz's bitch, looks like a reptile
• Becky Grainger - chav
• Michelle Connor - Remember the dark haired one from Hearsay?
• Ryan Connor - Likes spray paint
• Liam Connor - Works in a knicker factory
• Carla Connor - Yet another, who works in a knicker factory, only MILF
• Bill Webster- Mr Lover man.
• Lloyd Mullaney- Space man turned into a taxi driver. It's a good promotion.
• Pyramid Head - new character, he is going to run the club under the viaduct