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>>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
>>pearly
>>gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
> each
>>
>>possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>>
>>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>>flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
>>
>>You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
>>
>>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
>>
>>He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass
>>through the pearly gates.
>>
>>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
>>finally
>>pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>>
>>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
>>
>>"And just what do those symbolize?"
>>
>>The man replied, "They're Carols".
>>pearly
>>gates. "In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must
> each
>>
>>possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
>>
>>The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
>>flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
>>
>>You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
>>
>>The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
>>
>>He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass
>>through the pearly gates.
>>
>>The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
>>finally
>>pulled out a pair of women's panties.
>>
>>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
>>
>>"And just what do those symbolize?"
>>
>>The man replied, "They're Carols".
