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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's.............. That's so you know what to scream.
My name's.............. but you can call me "lover."
Nice shoes. Wanna ****?
Can I flirt with you?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?": Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
[Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
uke: lol
