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yes m8 a bit to much we all like a joke but dont push it
davidh
Abit sick and im sorry if i offend anyone!
A talking Rabbit goes into the local job centre and jumsp up onto the chair and says ...............
"Mate give me a job"
The man behind the desk says......
"fu<k me you'r a talking rabbit"
The rabbit reply's.....
"And what, all i want is a job!"
The man behind the desk jumps up and runs into the office, he tells his supervisor that there is a talking rabbit at his desk, the supervisor tells him to stop lying, and come out to see.......
The supervisor says to the rabbit........
"My friend says you are looking for a job!"
The rabbit replys........
"yeah, and what about it!"
The supervisors jaw drops and both run into the office...the supervisor gets onto the phone to a local circus and tells them about the talking rabbit, the circus offers the man 1 million pound for the rabbit.
Both men go out to the rabbit and tell him they've got him a job,.
The rabbit asks........
"Doing what...."
The man replys........
"Working in the circus!"
The rabbit the asks.....
"What will 'I' be doing in the circus?"
The man tells the rabbit......
"You'll be a talking rabbit ofcourse!"
The rabbit replys.....
"fu<k, thats no good to me i'm an electrician!"
The second joke has got to be told, with the rabbit sounding as cheeky as possible.
Hope you like them
Cracker
davidh
Abit sick and im sorry if i offend anyone!
A talking Rabbit goes into the local job centre and jumsp up onto the chair and says ...............
"Mate give me a job"
The man behind the desk says......
"fu<k me you'r a talking rabbit"
The rabbit reply's.....
"And what, all i want is a job!"
The man behind the desk jumps up and runs into the office, he tells his supervisor that there is a talking rabbit at his desk, the supervisor tells him to stop lying, and come out to see.......
The supervisor says to the rabbit........
"My friend says you are looking for a job!"
The rabbit replys........
"yeah, and what about it!"
The supervisors jaw drops and both run into the office...the supervisor gets onto the phone to a local circus and tells them about the talking rabbit, the circus offers the man 1 million pound for the rabbit.
Both men go out to the rabbit and tell him they've got him a job,.
The rabbit asks........
"Doing what...."
The man replys........
"Working in the circus!"
The rabbit the asks.....
"What will 'I' be doing in the circus?"
The man tells the rabbit......
"You'll be a talking rabbit ofcourse!"
The rabbit replys.....
"fu<k, thats no good to me i'm an electrician!"
The second joke has got to be told, with the rabbit sounding as cheeky as possible.
Hope you like them
Cracker
