A guy stops to visit his friend who has a broken leg. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my slippers from upstairs for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two gorgeous 17 year old daughters. He says, "Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to shag you." The first daughter says, "That's not true." He says, "I'll prove it." He yells down the stairs, "Both of them?" His friend yells back, "Of course, both of them."
