R Ronnie Bhoy Inactive User Joined Dec 16, 2015 Messages 2 Reaction score 0 Feb 25, 2017 #1 Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
L Leonatlarge Inactive User Joined Nov 26, 2016 Messages 23 Reaction score 9 Location Dark side of the Moon Mar 16, 2017 #3 Yo momma is so loose I seen her walking round soho with a mattress on her back.
miggy VIP Member VIP Member Joined Mar 4, 2010 Messages 11,079 Reaction score 12,934 Location Etihad Stadium Mar 17, 2017 #4 Yo Momma said watch that clocker they are after a cheap download.
parricull Inactive User Joined Feb 9, 2011 Messages 108 Reaction score 35 Location Wigan Mar 25, 2017 #5 Yo mama's been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun
L Leonatlarge Inactive User Joined Nov 26, 2016 Messages 23 Reaction score 9 Location Dark side of the Moon Mar 25, 2017 #6 Yo Momma has had more prick than a second hand Darts Board.
dave_c VIP Member VIP Member Joined Aug 18, 2005 Messages 2,603 Reaction score 168 Location northamptonshire Mar 25, 2017 #7 Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
G Groch05 Inactive User Joined Apr 4, 2017 Messages 0 Reaction score 0 Apr 4, 2017 #8 Yo mamma fall from bed at 2 sides in 1 moment