An elderly couple after a long dating period decided to get married.
For a pre-wedding settlement on finances, cost contribution, memories of prior spouses, etc. they went to candle light dinner in a fine restaurant.
Topic turned to their physical relationship...
“How do you feel about sex?” the old man had to ask.
“Well,” she said, responding thoughtfully not to turn away the opportunity,
“I’d have to say - I would like it infrequently.”
The puzzled old man looked her in the eye and asked “I’d have to ask -
Is that ‘in-frequently’ one word or two?”
For a pre-wedding settlement on finances, cost contribution, memories of prior spouses, etc. they went to candle light dinner in a fine restaurant.
Topic turned to their physical relationship...
“How do you feel about sex?” the old man had to ask.
“Well,” she said, responding thoughtfully not to turn away the opportunity,
“I’d have to say - I would like it infrequently.”
The puzzled old man looked her in the eye and asked “I’d have to ask -
Is that ‘in-frequently’ one word or two?”
