Todays tip for your dog and its owner is never break wind in the early hours of the morning. The fecking dog thought it needed a shite when i ermm did the deed and I had to get up at 5.30 am to let her out.
I keep reading it as dogging tips..... Still waiting for mine
Pish off jan you told me where they meet up you dont need tips. Were you not in that movie that you sent me?.
Todays tip for your dog and its owner is never break wind in the early hours of the morning. The fecking dog thought it needed a shite when i ermm did the deed and I had to get up at 5.30 am to let her out.
Give this tip a try, but I strained too hard and followed through, had to get up and change the sheets !!
Bloody dog still didn't want to go out.
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