A mild looking fellow appeared before St Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?", St Peter asked.
"Well, on a trip to North Wales i came upon a gang of bikers who were hassling a young lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, i approached the biggest, most tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over and ripped out his ear ring. Then i yelled: 'Now back off or i'll kick the shit out of you all!"
St Peter was impressed:
"When did this happen?"
"Two minutes ago", he said.
"Well, on a trip to North Wales i came upon a gang of bikers who were hassling a young lady. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, i approached the biggest, most tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over and ripped out his ear ring. Then i yelled: 'Now back off or i'll kick the shit out of you all!"
St Peter was impressed:
"When did this happen?"
"Two minutes ago", he said.
