Oxygen thief Gazza

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Audience members left furious after paying to see Paul Gascoigne - and he didn't even stay an hour | Daily Mail Online

Why would anyone pay to watch Gazza doing anything? What empathetic words of wisdom would I hear? In the papers they are keen to point out he was a footballer, but they don't mention it was 25 years ago.

What does that buffoon have to say that anyone would want to listen to? He can barely string two words together never mind a sentence.

I've seen him, and obnoxious five-bellies, drinking in the Vic on Low Fell when Gazza was allegedly on the wagon back in 2000. I knew the publican quite well and he said that Gazza was on Bloody Marys.

His manager must cringe when he shoves Gazza onto these stages, whilst counting his money.
 
"A lot of the fans were left feeling that it had all been a cynical ploy to make money from the crowd."

I think that's about right.

I doubt if his manager cringes though. He probably laughs all the way to the bank.
 
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