if i told you that i'd have to kill you ;-)
Get in line as the Iranians may get there before you with a super virus. I'm off to dig a hole to hide.
if i told you that i'd have to kill you ;-)
To be honest, I dont think its a bad idea for everyone to start building bomb shelters... Im digging up my garden this coming weekend The way things are going these days you never know...
Where can I get lots of Lead sheets please???
LMAO, U think im pissing around... actually I spent 2 hours looking at shelter designs, however im now stuck because of the cost. (there is a company that will build a square metal box for you to live in for £50,000, its bomb proof)
Ive never really trusted folks so I always wanted an underground place or my own dessert island, lol
I dont want just a bomb shelter, I want a whole underground house/complex The problems though are:-
1, Cost
2, Women
3, Entertainment
4, Food
5, Power
I dont want to spend too much money, just in case by some bizare miracle humanity actually survives, I would feel really silly spending so much...
I want it to be underground and well shielded, from humans and other stuff... I need it to be large (we have a large garden) I need it to survive no matter what.
The dilemas I have are, I need power in there enough to do whatever I want for at least 100 years, I cant exactly rely on Npower if the world blows up, I need enough food but im a picky eater, I dont want to run out but I also dont want to get bored, cant exactly nip to Asda... It needs to be big enough so I dont feel suffocated, however I dont want it to be obvious neither so the mutant zombies that are left come knocking on my door
I need things to keep me entertained, Internet so I need geeks to survive, I need the TV and new shows to be available, however I dont think that will work so I need self sustaining entertainment that will keep going or I will get bored and go crazy.
I also need lots and lots of Women, in the shelter with me, I get really depressed if I dont get to chat to one new hot girl every day.
I think im really stuck on all the above, however I am serious, I really do want to build one.
LMAO
I tell you what, I'll design the shelter for you and supply the concrete and steel.
I don't really see too many problems and I think you are over complicating things
1, Cost - Maybe you can dip into the DW donations fund?
2, Women - Once they find out you've a bomb shelter you will not be short of any female company
3, Entertainment - See#2 above (Try and clock the Rubiks Cube as an alternative?)
4, Food - Oats last over 10 years so buy a ton of Quaker Oats
5, Power - Get a bike and a dynamo in there. It won't power your PS3 but the lights will be on when you're 'doing it with the entertainment'
You forgot WATER but I here that drinking your own piss is doable (No joke saw it on Discovery about surviving in the desert)
If you get past #1 I'll help you dig the hole
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