Maybe he will grace us with his presence today? Although they have missed 2 pens...
First one was never a penalty so justice was served but jesus do they not practise peno's
Wiz, I have to agree surely they practice pens. And tbh, I dont understand how a pro can miss from 12 yards, I only played sunday league, but never missed a pen in my career. Hard, low, bottom corner either side. Give the keeper the eyes and bang.
Does that work for anything else Hard, low, bottom corner either side. Give the keeper the eyes and bang.
OR..... Get Salah to take it?
Day 45, and still no @gasman... I wonder if his lobotomy has gone well?!? Maybe he was never a Utd fan, and was ABU/WUM. Perhaps we should offer a reward for his safe return.
Swimming de Nile takes some time to be fair
If he’s wearing a United shirt I think they will probably take pity on himPerhaps he got eaten by Crocodiles, I hear there are plenty in that North African river, or perhaps he's been kidnapped by ISIS.
Well if Man City 1 Man Utd 2 hasnt brought Gazzer the Wazzer out of hiding I dont know what will
Nah m8 I don't deal in that red shite.@miggy is probably elbow deep in him as we speak as punishment.
In all honesty, it's 1 of 2 things. He's had some accident or something (Which I hope he hasn't). Or 2, he ashamed of all the bants he gave last year, and the predictions he made about OGS being at the wheel, that he's quite frankly embaressed to come back. Personally if it's the later then I'd be happy for him to hold his hands up, accept he was wrong, then we can move on... And give him even more bants for them still being sheet!
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