Eleven minutes can seem like forever...
A Police Officer was patrolling off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple
in a car, on Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. ;Puzzled by this unusual situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?” The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine.
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says:
"And, her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.”
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night on Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening!
The copper asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says: "I'm 22, sir."
The copper asks: "And her, what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes!”