Corny 1 Liner Thread

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Mother was walking past a pet shop and noticed a beautiful parrot in the window in a fine cage ……

So in she went and asked the assistant the price ….

With the cage? He replied ….

Yes please ….

£20 and it’s all yours …..

That’s very cheap …….I thought it would be more like £200 !

Ah he said, but we got this bird from a brothel where it has lived all its life….

Oh that’s ok said Mum, I don’t mind at all , I’ll take it …

She got home, set it up in the lounge, took the cover off the cage and instantly it started talking….

Pretty Lady, Pretty Lady ….

Later on daughters arrived and went into the lounge…

Pretty Girls, Pretty girls said the parrot …..

That evening her husband came home from work and went in to see the new parrot…..

As soon as he walked through the door the parrot squawked…..

Hello Kevin , Hello Kevin ….

 

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