lol, sounds like Scrumpy itself. Its a funny thing to drink, can be quite bitter/sour. Depends what place you get it from and what container they give you.
When I was a kid you could buy four litres of the stuff in a recycled plastic milk jug. Cost about a fiver.
I remember buying a gallon of the stuff in a plastic container about twenty five years ago. I had to throw it out after a couple of weeks as it was dissolving the plastic!: shocked2