ok what about the time we did that trip and i vanished it was you that was left looking in the saucepans for me
lol, and that tigers nose was too pink to be real
ok what about the time we did that trip and i vanished it was you that was left looking in the saucepans for me
um there was a time we got in from the pub again lol
He decided to give me a nice suprice and have a trim down below, well he vanished upstairs with my hairdressing sisccors came down nearly crying and all panicky, he'd only gonna sliced right threw his bean bag right down to the tubes, he wouldnt go to hospital so he made me patch him up with toilet roll and selotape lmao he did really need a few stitches tho lmao (he gonna kill me for this one)
I once farted and shit myself in ASDA.
I once farted and shit myself in ASDA.
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