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Your Funniest Stories Wanted

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#1
just for a laugh have any of you got any funny stories of what you have done on seen in your life :proud:
 

Highlander

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one of mine was when i used to have a caravan in wales, and there was this bird in caravan opposite, and she hung her knickers out on arm of window out to dry, as well as her socks and few other clothes.

half an hour later i looked out of door, and seen her looking out of window, and she quickly brought her knickers in and stuff.

that night i went to the club they have on teh site, and i seen this girl, so i got talking to her and said "i take it your knickers are dry then" i got this real nasty perverted look LOL

she acted as though she never knew what i was about.

so i said, yep, i seen you in window, and told her she is in next caravan from me. i told her where mine was, and oops, it wasn't even the same girl, she was about 13 caravans away from mine.

surprised i never got a slap or her father never came over LOL
 

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the funniest story i have ever seen was dutchos cv for the mods post

it was very funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Funniest thing ever was when I was a young teen, about 15.

I met my mates mother in our local corner shop, she had just finished work and I was on my way over to their house so she gave me a lift.

Anyway upon opening the door and both of use walking in we saw my mate jumping up from the chair with his kegs around his ankles and trying to stuff the porno mag under the chair.

Absolutely hillarious it was.

He was adamant he was just getting changed, lmao. The mag was sticking out almost fully from under the couch and he well and truly made a right feck up trying to pull his kegs up.

Seriously the funniest thing ever in my entire life.

His mothers first words are still clear in my head "What the hell are you doing?"

I am still pissing myself laughing now after all these years.
 

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was listening to the radio one day and Andy Cameron was out and about asking people to tell him a joke and he asked a small boy to tell him one.

boy - what vegtable makes you cry

andy - an onion

boy - nope

andy - are you sure

boy - yes

andy - thinks for a while then says he does not know

boy - do you give in

andy - yes what's the answer

boy - replies a Turnip

andy - says I think you got mixed up it's an onion

boy - says well youv'e obviously neve been hit in the Balls with a Turnip.
 

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lol couple of good storys there

love digicol's story lmao teenagers worst nightmare being gaught by ya mum lo lclassic
 

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I have a story very similar to Digicol's

One of my mates got home from work one morning (Nightshift) and decided to crack one off before nodding off to sleep.

He woke up hours later with his knob in one hand and a tissue in the other.

When he looked at his bedside cabinet to check the time he noticed his mum had been in with some tea & toast.....lol

I have so many funny stories about this guy I could go on for hours!
 

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Well once upon a time lol back when me and digidude first starting being bed buddies we were walking home from the pub and i dragged him into a lane,

got all hot and steaming as you do unzipped his trousers and told him i could something to him he'd never had done before, well as men are dirty perves he thought his luck was in i waited till he was begging for it an then tipped a full bottle of hooch down his pants then run away really quick lmao

well he'd never had that done before had he lol
 

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anymore digidude secrets lmao this could be fun :Hit:
 

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was listening to the radio one day and Andy Cameron was out and about asking people to tell him a joke and he asked a small boy to tell him one.

boy - what vegtable makes you cry

andy - an onion

boy - nope

andy - are you sure

boy - yes

andy - thinks for a while then says he does not know

boy - do you give in

andy - yes what's the answer

boy - replies a Turnip

andy - says I think you got mixed up it's an onion

boy - says well youv'e obviously neve been hit in the Balls with a Turnip.

hahahahahaha
 

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um there was a time we got in from the pub again lol

He decided to give me a nice suprice and have a trim down below, well he vanished upstairs with my hairdressing sisccors came down nearly crying and all panicky, he'd only gonna sliced right threw his bean bag right down to the tubes, he wouldnt go to hospital so he made me patch him up with toilet roll and selotape lmao he did really need a few stitches tho lmao (he gonna kill me for this one)
 

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pmsl at skybabes stories.

hey Rat, disable Digi's powers so he can't edit any posts for 24 hours, so we can have more stories LOL
 

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lol, its all true, nearly took a nut clean off, it only bled for about 5 days though lol

lots of 'after going to the pub' stories

there used to be a big store in barry called dan evans, and it was being refurbished for months, and the workers used to get locked in there in the nights, on the way home from the pub skybabe used to bang on the windows, then shove her boobs up against them knowing that the people were locked in there, then run off lol

LOADS of stories lol

like the one where she collapsed crying with laughter in a heap in the middle of the off license cos i was pulling faces through the window, and, half hour earlier we'd all filled our bellies with magic mushrooms lol

the CCTV footage of her going down laughing was doing the rounds for ages after that
 

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ok what about the time we did that trip and i vanished it was you that was left looking in the saucepans for me