one of mine was when i used to have a caravan in wales, and there was this bird in caravan opposite, and she hung her knickers out on arm of window out to dry, as well as her socks and few other clothes.
half an hour later i looked out of door, and seen her looking out of window, and she quickly brought her knickers in and stuff.
that night i went to the club they have on teh site, and i seen this girl, so i got talking to her and said "i take it your knickers are dry then" i got this real nasty perverted look LOL
she acted as though she never knew what i was about.
so i said, yep, i seen you in window, and told her she is in next caravan from me. i told her where mine was, and oops, it wasn't even the same girl, she was about 13 caravans away from mine.
surprised i never got a slap or her father never came over LOL
Well once upon a time lol back when me and digidude first starting being bed buddies we were walking home from the pub and i dragged him into a lane,
got all hot and steaming as you do unzipped his trousers and told him i could something to him he'd never had done before, well as men are dirty perves he thought his luck was in i waited till he was begging for it an then tipped a full bottle of hooch down his pants then run away really quick lmao
um there was a time we got in from the pub again lol
He decided to give me a nice suprice and have a trim down below, well he vanished upstairs with my hairdressing sisccors came down nearly crying and all panicky, he'd only gonna sliced right threw his bean bag right down to the tubes, he wouldnt go to hospital so he made me patch him up with toilet roll and selotape lmao he did really need a few stitches tho lmao (he gonna kill me for this one)
lol, its all true, nearly took a nut clean off, it only bled for about 5 days though lol
lots of 'after going to the pub' stories
there used to be a big store in barry called dan evans, and it was being refurbished for months, and the workers used to get locked in there in the nights, on the way home from the pub skybabe used to bang on the windows, then shove her boobs up against them knowing that the people were locked in there, then run off lol
LOADS of stories lol
like the one where she collapsed crying with laughter in a heap in the middle of the off license cos i was pulling faces through the window, and, half hour earlier we'd all filled our bellies with magic mushrooms lol
the CCTV footage of her going down laughing was doing the rounds for ages after that