Baaheeduk
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Congrats mate
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This is quite common.
I once slipped and accidentally landed on two naked men and their penises penetrated my rectum, it could happen to anyone.
lol, I've got a wee scar on my banjo after the last incident, it's kinda cool, makes me look tough
I popped my cherry to a bird I met on the CB aswell
I'll never forget her, her fanny was stinking and I was questioning my sexuality as I couldn't stand the smell
Cracking tits though.
lol
We've got no kitchen roll left either, I wiped my arse on a bath towel
I once farted and shit myself in ASDA.
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