Wife Joke

jawbreaker

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WIFE: "What would you do if I died?Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like beingmarried?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't youremarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get marriedagain."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtlook on her face) HUSBAND: (makes audible
groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in ourhouse?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a greathouse."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in ourbed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would wesleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive mycar?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it's almostnew."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictureswith hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like theproper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golfclubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"
 

dennisthem

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Absolute Belter mate, thats just cheered me right up :Cheers:
 
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