Who wants to be a millionaire


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May 12, 2005
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Paddy’s doing well on ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ He’s got £500,000.
Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid.
‘Paddy’, for £1million, who was the great train robber?

Was it?

A: Ronnie Barker
B: Ronnie O’Sullivan
C: Ronnie Corbett or….was it
D: Ronnie Biggs???

Paddy say’s ‘Oi’ll take de money please Chris - Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

Paddy again says ‘Nope, I’ll take the money please Chris’ – you don’t want to phone a friend’ says Chris,

No t’anks, Oi’ll take de money – forial answer’

‘OK’ says Chris looking bemused, give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, paddy goes away with £500.000. However before you go, you’ll obviously want to know what the answer was paddy!

Paddy said ‘No yer alroight, Oi know de answer anyway’ t’anks Chris

You knew it anyway!..... Are you mad? Asks Chris, are you mental?

Paddy says ‘Oi moight be mental Chris….. but Oi’m no fecking grass’.