A guy walked into a bar and saw a sign that said, "Cheese sandwich - £2; chicken sandwich - £3 ; handjob - £15."
He said to the barmaid, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She said, "Yeah."
He said, "Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."
He said to the barmaid, "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She said, "Yeah."
He said, "Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."