What marriage is all about

charlie senator

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He ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink. The
>>old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half.
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>>He placed one half in front of his wife.
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>>He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two
>>piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
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>>He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup
>>down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the
>>people around them kept looking over and whispering.
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>>You could tell they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they
can
>>afford is one meal for the two of them."
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>>As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He
>>politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man
>>said
>>they were just fine - They were used to sharing everything.
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>>The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a
bite.
>>She
>>sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns
sipping
>>the drink.
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>>Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another
>>meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are
used
>>to sharing everything."
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>>As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the
napkin,
>>the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to
eat
>>a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
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>>She answered:-
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>>(SCROLL DOWN)
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>> "THE TEETH."
 
Grooaaan! I heard another one like this not long ago. Still good tho
 
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