Very True Sayings

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Some of my personal favorites in no particular order,


Ignorance is bliss.

(really it's ignorance of any bad information. I must try and avoid the news, it's always full of negative crap which i don't need to know and it just windes me up) :)

Many a true word spoken in jest.

It's not a good idea working for friends or family. (tried and tested)
 
'if its got wheels or tits, itll piss you off and cost you a fortune'
 
if i cant eat it , bet on it or bang it i dont want it
 
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day

You reap, what you sow

Man who go to bed thinking of sex, wakes up with solution on chest

what goes around, comes around

life's to short, your a long time dead
 
The pen is mightier than the sword. (propaganda etc)


Pretty girls are trouble.



Too many cooks spoil the broth.


More haste, less speed. (many a time i've tried to rush something, fcuked it up totally and had to start again taking far longer)
 
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Messa said:
Never slide your balls along rusty razor blades.

I think thats a saying, if its not it should be !
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I don't think sliding your nadds along anything sharpe is a good idea, rusty or not. lol
 
miffew said:
the only thing thats free in life is trouble . nothing more
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Very true indeed :)




Log Out when pranksters are about. (that will probably be a new saying for the 21st century.
 
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digidude said:
'if its got wheels or tits, itll piss you off and cost you a fortune'
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I nearly choked on my coffee, brilliant.

Its far better to stand at the back looking stupid, than to open your mouth and take away all doubt.

Proper planning and preparation prevents piss poor performance.
 
confucius says

seven days of f##king make whole week.......hole weak. gettit lol
 
The golden rule: do to others as you would have others do to you.

True in the sense that it forms the basis of good human relationships.
 
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dar1437 said:
The pen is mightier than the sword. (propaganda etc)


Pretty girls are trouble.



Too many cooks spoil the broth.


More haste, less speed. (many a time i've tried to rush something, fcuked it up totally and had to start again taking far longer)
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I thougth it was
The penis, mightier than the sword......
 
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my favourite class saying is... " Tempus Fugit" cos it is so true.
 
enjoy life while you can, you're not getting out of it alive.

stop it you'll go blind.
(untrue)
 
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