Fred is enjoying an afternoon pint in the pub with Bert.<br />"Our lass will be on the plane now," he says with a wistful smile.<br />"Really?" says Bert. "Where's she going?"<br />"Oh, nowhere," says Fred. "We've just got a new carpet and I've left her at home taking half an inch of the lounge door."
Two blokes in pub
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