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Mar 18, 2005
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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the rain stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!"
"And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses
on the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house." "Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out, you may play
with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her
son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and
we hope your trip was a pleasant one." "We hope you will ride with us
again soon."
She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just
boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train." "We hope
you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you
who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the