alittle guy is sat at a bar,when all of a sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says
"thats KUNG FU from china"
a bit later the thug smacks him again and says,
"thats KARATE from japan.
the little guy gets up and leaves the bar.
a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman
"when that c*unt wakes up ...tell him that was a f*cking SHOVEL from b&q...
"thats KUNG FU from china"
a bit later the thug smacks him again and says,
"thats KARATE from japan.
the little guy gets up and leaves the bar.
a short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman
"when that c*unt wakes up ...tell him that was a f*cking SHOVEL from b&q...
