This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters


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this is a email i got the other day

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies.

Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger

(though god knows how many takes). Irony is that they received not one

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and
shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking


The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge,
the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;
they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to
to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her

gairy fodmother


Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light

rucking fesbian.

She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with
six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig


The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back

by dimnlight

otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said
and she ran out tripping barse

over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and
sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and
off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??"

asked the prandsome hince.

"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on

both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
in the kickers.

This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella
hers with a follen swanny.
Very good, but was it really Ronnie Barker? I've seen a similar thing attributed to someone else.
Here,s the full dirty version.:salute:
soz about the qaulity of the pics, used my phone.