this is ment as a joke nothink else .got it sent to me

speedy1234

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A black man approached me and said, "Can you tell me how to get to the train station, please?"

I said, "Certainly, monkey face. You go past the jerk chicken, around the grape soda and, Muhammad's your cotton-picker, it's opposite the watermelon."












As I lay here in hospital, I'm thinking to myself, "That's the last time I ...eat those ****in...g Rowntree's Randoms!"
 

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serves you right for eating these c**p sweets. :)
 
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