Things to think of when you answer the door.

[Spectre]

Not a rant, really:

I have several things lined up for when the delivery person arrives with parcels:

1. Gloves
2. Mask
3. Stanley Knife

I imagine that it could go wrong at some time.

 

[piggy13]

And I had you down as a batman.....who looks after all us........not a robin fooker........

 

[HibbyDave]

My front window is right next to the front door, it's a bay window so I can see who's at the door and they can
see me, I've got a sign made up with 2 words on it " FU** O** ".....even use it when the wife comes home from work.

 

[piggy13]

I would think that fook me would have a better result !! or maybe not .....unless your a winker....