The train carriage

severus

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There are four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a

pretty

young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.



It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark

there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from

the

tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on

his cheek.



The old lady thinks, "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the

dark and she slapped him."



The pretty young blonde thinks, " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle

me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."



The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the

dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."



The Englishman thinks, "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so

I can slap that French **** again"
 

IANB

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Very good m8 lol
 
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