The perfect BANKER!!

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The only way to win!!

Tell your lass your going to put £20 on a horse. Make sure you choose a non-runner in case she checks the results and some random horse you said actually wins, lol!! (Chances are she will not have a clue how to check non-runners.)

Go to the pub, spend the £20 on beer and come home happy a few hours later!!

If your good at pool or doms you could play for cash and still come home with money in your pocket!!!

The perfect winning result!!
 

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The only way to win!!

Tell your lass your going to put £20 on a horse. Make sure you choose a non-runner in case she checks the results and some random horse you said actually wins, lol!! (Chances are she will not have a clue how to check non-runners.)

Go to the pub, spend the £20 on beer and come home happy a few hours later!!

If your good at pool or doms you could play for cash and still come home with money in your pocket!!!

The perfect winning result!!

lol.. seems like an elaborate web of deceit for a few beers m8.
just do what i do.. TELL her your going for a few drinks with the lads.
then brace yourself for a flying shoe
 

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Dont knock workeys clubs at £1.60 a pint twenty quid gets me 11 pints :Cheers:
 

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Ours used to be cheap as chips, but has shot up over the 12 months.

Carling is now £2.02 a pint!!!

But I drink beer so John Smiths is £1.76 which is not too bad.

I think Carlsberg is about the same, around the £1.70 mark, so lager drinkers can get a cheap pint also.
 
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