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On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.
Be very sure you get this particular brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
If your eyes aren't what they used to be you may need a magnifying glass
also.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job
that is more of a pain in the arse than yours!
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson.
Be very sure you get this particular brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.
If your eyes aren't what they used to be you may need a magnifying glass
also.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson."
Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone else with a job
that is more of a pain in the arse than yours!