The Cat!!!!

nickie

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>> A couple was dressed and ready to
> go out for the evening. They
>> turned on a night light,
> turned the answering machine on the phone
>> line,
>> Covered their pet parakeet and
> put the cat in the backyard. They
>> phoned
>> the local cab company and
> requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the
>> couple opened the front door
> to leave their house. The cat they had put
>> out into the yard scoots back
> into the house.
>>
>> They don't want the cat shut in the
> house because she always tries
>> to eat the bird. The wife goes
> out to the taxi while the husband goes
>> inside to get the cat. The cat
> runs upstairs, the man in hot
>> pursuit.
>>
>> Waiting in the cab, the wife
> doesn't want the driver to know the
>> house will be empty for the
> night. She explains to the taxi driver that
>> Her husband will be out soon.
> "He's just going upstairs to say
>> good-bye to my mother."
>>
>> A few minutes later, the husband
> gets into the cab. "Sorry I took
>> so long," he says, as they
> drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under
>> the bed. Had to poke her with
> a coat hanger to get her to come out!
>> She tried to take off so I
> grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap
>> her in a blanket to keep her
> from scratching me. But it worked. I
>> hauled her fat ass downstairs and
> threw her out into the back yard!"
>>
>> The cabdriver hit a parked car....
 

maggooo

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Good one lol
 
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