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Take Away

die5el

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I went into a Chinese takeaway last night.

The owner of the shop said, "wot do you do for a riving?"

I said, "what do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian."

So the Chinese chap says, "go on then, change color."

I said, "no! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian."

So then he says, "tell me a joke, make me raff."

I said, "you want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?"

Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!"

And he said, "who's there?"